History Repeats itself: Sarcastic Cotton Hoodie

Irony becomes a survival weapon in a time when “history” is being rewritten on a daily basis. This design alludes to the chronic information chaos that comes from all sides – whether it’s real events or just another drama of the day. This cotton hoodie with a sarcastic print reflects a way to vent the absurd pressure we carry on our shoulders – and often in our hood. The witty print acts as an ironic mantra, reminding you that humor is sometimes the only coping mechanism we have left. And maybe the only one that doesn’t require a subscription.

Made from 100% organic cotton, GOTS certified, chemical-free and cruelty-free. This hoodie with a funny print is soft, breathable and kind not only to the skin but also to the planet. This designer is printed using low-waste technologies and sustainable inks. Ethical production, slow fashion approach, zero-waste return via Remill – this hoodie plays it clean.

What makes this hoodie stand out ?

Sarcasm that has style – and certifications that make sense.

▪️ Unisex fit – A modern, comfortable silhouette that fits well. Whether you prefer it more fitted or oversized, check out the size chart and find your ideal fit.

▪️ 100% Organic Cotton – Soft, breathable, and responsibly produced—because comfort and sustainability should always go hand in hand.

▪️ Warm & durable – Medium weight fabric (350 g/m²) - comfortable to wear.

▪️ Slow & Circular Fashion – We only print to order to minimize waste and support a sustainable fashion cycle. When your sweatshirt reaches the end of its useful life, simply send it for recycling—because good materials shouldn’t go to waste.

▪️ Fair & Ethical Production – Made in Fair Wear Foundation audited facilities that ensure fair wages, safe working conditions, and ethical production practices.

▪️ Certified & Sustainable – The base product used is PETA-Approved Vegan, meaning it contains no animal-derived materials. It also meets the strict GOTS & OEKO-TEX Standard 100 standards, ensuring safe and environmentally friendly production from the very beginning.

▪️ Carefully crafted details

• 100% organic, combed and ring-spun cotton - soft, durable and pleasant to the touch
  
• Double hood lined with its own fabric – for better structure and comfort
  
• Round laces in the color of the sweatshirt with metal ends and metal eyelets - for a stylish and durable detail
  
• Set-in sleeves – for a natural and elegant fit
  
• Ribbed cuffs and hem (1x1 rib) – for flexibility and comfortable fit
  
• Herringbone tape on the inside seam of the back neckline – for strength and extra comfort
  
• Fabric crescent moon at the back of the neck – a subtle yet functional detail
  
• Double stitching on the hem, cuffs and armholes – ensures greater durability and long life
  
• Kangaroo pocket on the front – practical and stylish

The sweatshirt is designed with an emphasis on detail, comfort, and durability, making it a timeless and functional piece, but it's not just about comfort—it's a reminder that we can approach life with humor and perspective.

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Why choose this piece?

Choose him if you have a brain that can't handle more truths in lies - but a heart that wants to change something.

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Caring for organic fashion

How to extend the life of organic clothing:

• • Wash at low temperature – We recommend 30°C (86°F), inside out to preserve the print.
  • Skip the bleach – This will ensure that the colors remain vibrant and intense .
  • Do not use fabric softener – Organic cotton does not need it!
  • Air dry – It is best to avoid drying in the dryer.
  • Iron gently – Low temperature ( 110 °C / 230 °F ).
  • Do not dry clean – Proper care makes a difference .

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Size chart

Use this chart for the perfect fit:

Measuring tip: Measure one of your favorite sweatshirts at home and compare it to the measurements in the chart here.

Size	Length (cm)	Width (cm)	Sleeve length (cm)
WITH	71	55	64.5
M	74	59	66.5
L	76	62	68.5
XL	78	65	69.5
2XL	80	69	69.5

Dimensions are provided by our suppliers. Deviation can be max 5 cm.

More Tips

• If you're between sizes, it's better to get the larger one - it will be more comfortable.
• Want an oversized look? Go 1-2 sizes larger.
• Want a more fitted fit? Try a smaller size.

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Quality certification, ethics and sustainability

This product is manufactured with an emphasis on quality, sustainability and ethical production , in accordance with internationally recognized certifications. Every step of production – from responsibly sourced materials to eco-friendly processing – meets strict environmental and social standards.

Original sweatshirt (before printing) Stanley/Stella Cruiser 2.0 It is made from 100% organic cotton and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified , ensuring maximum environmental and social responsibility throughout the supply chain.

In addition, it meets OEKO-TEX Standard 100 , which means that all its ingredients have been tested for the presence of harmful substances and are completely safe for the skin .

More than just material – production is carried out in accordance with the principles of the Fair Wear Foundation (supplier ST/ST even has the title of Leader Fair Wear Foundation) , which means fair wages and safe working conditions, etc. Other certifications, such as PETA-Approved Vegan , confirm that the product does not contain any animal materials .

The supply chain also meets the GRS (Global Recycled Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard) standards, reinforcing the commitment to sustainability and transparency .

Sustainability is not just a concept – it is a fundamental principle of the entire production process . This product was designed to last , produced under fair conditions and created with minimal environmental impact .

For full transparency, you can view all certifications through our trusted supplier Stanley/Stella here .

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Transport & Logistics

As mentioned, the original product (before printing) comes from Stanley/Stella, a company known for its focus on sustainability and high quality. This product is then printed, packaged and shipped by Printful , a global print-on-demand provider, who will take care of delivery to the address you provide. However, if you have any issues with your order, please contact us directly. Printful operates fulfillment centers around the world, including several key locations in Europe.

European fulfillment centers are located in:

• 📍 Spain (Barcelona)
  
• 📍 Latvia (Riga)
  
• 📍 United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Orders are typically processed at the nearest fulfillment center based on the customer's address to ensure fast and efficient shipping .

Estimated delivery times:

• 🚚 Czech Republic: 6–7 business days
• 🚚 United Kingdom: 5-7 business days
• 🚚 Germany: 5 business days
• 🚚 Netherlands: 3-5 business days

Please note that delivery times are approximate and may vary depending on the specific address and current shipping conditions. If you are in a hurry to place your order, we recommend placing it well in advance.

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Sustainability – at every step of production

Every aspect of our manufacturing process is designed to minimize our environmental footprint and support a circular economy .

• 🌿 Certified Organic Cotton – Our manufacturing partners use only high-quality organic cotton , grown without harmful chemicals . The production meets strict GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 standards, which guarantees safety for people and the planet .
• 🤝 Fair and ethical production – Our partners adhere to the Fair Wear Foundation standards, which means fair wages, safe working conditions, and respect for employee rights .
• ⚡ Production using renewable energy – Production takes place in factories powered by renewable sources , significantly reducing CO₂ emissions .
• 🔄 Circular Fashion – Once your sweatshirt reaches the end of its useful life, you can return it through the Remill program . The material will be recycled and transformed into new products , helping to minimize waste and close the production loop .

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Slow Fashion – the path to a more sustainable future

We adhere to the Slow Fashion philosophy and therefore use a print-on-demand model. This approach ensures that each product is only made after the order is placed , eliminating overproduction and unnecessary waste .

✅ No waste – Production only based on actual demand.
✅ Responsible production - This may mean a slightly longer delivery time, but it is also a conscious step towards a more sustainable future .

Thank you for supporting responsible fashion . Your choice helps reduce the ecological footprint and supports fair conditions in production . 🌱

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Circular Fashion – Closing the Waste Loop

Our commitment to sustainability extends to our innovative Remill technology, which ensures that quality materials are not wasted .

• ♻️ Recycling and reusing – Old products are transformed into new ones, eliminating waste and reducing the need for new raw materials.
• 👕 Open to all brands – You can submit any 100% cotton garment to the Remill program – not just ours. Just visit remilfibre.com .
• 🌍 Designed for sustainability – By participating in this circular model, you help create a world without waste .

In circular fashion, waste is not an option – we design it so that it is not created at all. By supporting Slow Fashion, you are joining a conscious and sustainable alternative to fast fashion . Every choice you make helps shape the future of ethical and responsible clothing .

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Important Information – What to Expect from Print-on-Demand Production

We strive to deliver the highest possible quality, but because each product is made to order , there may be slight deviations from the more common Fast Fashion:

• 💨 Slow Fashion model – This product is made especially for you the moment you place your order. On-demand production has a slightly longer production process instead of mass production, but it helps minimize overproduction!
• ✅ Print Adjustment - The size of the print may vary slightly depending on the size of the garment. This adjustment helps maintain a balanced look and may be made without prior notice.
• 🎨 Screen vs. Reality – Colors and details may vary slightly on the final product from what you see on your monitor. This is due to screen calibration , fabric texture, and how different materials absorb ink.
  
• 📦 Shipping Note – We work with multiple eco-brokers , so if your order contains products from different suppliers, it may arrive in multiple packages . We always state on the product page who will ship a specific item, so you know exactly where the product comes from and can potentially consolidate your order into one package (this specific product is printed and shipped by Printful (more in the Shipping & Logistics section)) .

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